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i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

(Source: vuls, via onemillion-lovers)


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frenchfrycoolguy:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

(via tell-talesignsofmisanthropy)


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  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

(Source: evincibly, via thebandhaim)


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Now I hear echoes of my old self, this is not the way to be.

-Human Sadness by Julian Casablancas  (via zestroked)

(via itsastrokesthing)


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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via whatanicedayfortheetonrifles)


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