December 2011
frankqueero:
hipster-harry-potter what are you doing you dont even follow me stop liking my things
1 tag
Of course I get the worst stomach ache on NYE.
Of course.
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
oldjimmy:
but where’s the fun in being obsessed with bands if you don’t make fun of them
conntra:
pants are for losers
amen
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
We got a Kitchen Aid mixer a little while ago and it came with a dough hook.
But I call it a hook hand, and now my mom calls it a hook hand too.
Haha, Arrested Development.
breathedreamstrokesrepeat:
kathabblanskcas:
albertojamon:
what’s better than albert smiling
nothing
He has the most cute sweet adorable smile ever, aww I wanna hug him and never let him go
2 tags
A man destined to hang can never drown.
A man destined to drown can never burn.
A man destined to fry can never ever ever die…in any other way, but frying.
5 tags
“Bird outside the kitchen fighting his reflection, tell him I’ve got...”
– Black Rainbow, St. Vincent
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
nick valensi: what, you got a fucking crush on me
me: yes
WARNING: Unsupported browser add-on "Missing-E"...
executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
I can’t start over again…I have 764 followers…
So…should I be worried about this whole missing e thing?
Or is this just some shit thing to try and scare us?
Meeting my favorite musician
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait, what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
racingsunbeams:
Q: Have you planned your final words, if so what are they going to be?
Zach Condon: I haven’t thought of it really. Knowing me I’ll probably be complaining about something.
