March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today will at...
hmuifyoureblack:
I went on a date once
no I didn’t
2 tags
lordevelynoakleigh:
if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
the way to resolve all your problems is to not give a fuck
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
February 2012
haleylikescats:
patrick carney omg
bb
Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
zachcondon:
i thought i was going to live a happy life but then zach condon
Some people may think that I listen to too much Beirut, Andrew Bird, and Strokes.
And you know what I say?
Fuck you.
gay-british-love:
that awkward moment when you realize that you did a terrible grammar error
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
1 tag
me: this is my favourite band, they are all gay
others: are you sure?
me: gay
others: but they have girlf-
me: gay
others: but-
me: gay
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
theqroove:
everyone on here has a group of friends and im just… here
the strokes are so gay for each other
omg.
annefranksgasmask:
Eating the recommended serving size must be so boring
It is.
kittenqueefs:
mark foster worlds sexiest 6.5 year old
